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I can only guess as to waht that REALLY means, but man I'm sure it's lovely. Thank you, Josh Groban.
So, yesterday I went and saw Tom Cruise's hair in The Last Samurai. Seriously. Any self-respecting woman HAS to love Tom's hair in this movie. Hell, I wish I Had his hair -- all shiny and not...fuzzy...
And so this morning, I tried to get him to cut his hair in that way. Of course, he said no. Why don't men want to have amazing hair? It's probably because they're worried that by having hair that takes both shampoo and conditioner, that that would make them metrosexual. And somehow, the men I like best are the most paranoid about being considered that. Real men stink and shave their heads. Oooh but if he had sexalicious Tom Cruise hair? I would never ever let him out of my room. XD

I'm currently eating some snack-like things called "Nik Naks" and the flavour is "fruit chutney". WHO names these things? Doesn't taste like fruit in the least. >_<
Monday is a public holiday. woo hoo! That means sargonia probably won't be online in the AM...but i WILL be online at 5:30PM. Hopefully.
Then, next thursday the son comes home, and I imagine my computer access at ma maison will be really limited. You remember Ned? Well, Rudi is a lot LIKE him. Seeing past the "I've kissed [x] number of girls" is a little tough for me. That boy seriously needs to grow up. Shouldn't vent online, really, though. We never know *who* is reading....
I don't think amy (my 'new sister') is used to being around someone so critical as i am. I tend to point out flaws and such -- mostly as an outlet for my own insecurity, i imagine --, and every time i do, Amy just looks at me as though I've killed something. ANd it's not that i don't enjoy the [music vidoes], it's just that i....I dunno. Got nothin.

Bought a new pair of Jeans and sweater. Jumper might go to Lisa, I don't know.

I In Conclusion
Tom Cruise has sexy hair. Something every man should aspire to.

Benjimality -- origin: Gwa; verb describing a state of being, mind, or appearance; generally used in the positive but also can be used as an expression of distress;IE: "oh the benjimality of it all".

Somewhat Amusing
In Lieu of a real post....here. Differences between men and women.

1. Even though a guy has 50% more brute strength than a girl, she is able to withstand higher temperatures than he can.

2. A girl has a larger stomach, kidneys, liver, and appendix than a guy, but she has smaller lungs, thus giving her less breathing capacity than a guy.

3. The right hemisphere of guys’ brains are better developed, therefore they are more visual, mathematic, exploring, more sex oriented, and commit most violent crime. Girls, though, have the left hemisphere more developed and are therefore more verbal, communicative, sensitive, and more prone to phobias and depression.

4. Guys use restrooms solely for biological reasons — to drain their bladder. Girls, on the other hand, use restrooms as social lounges. Guys will never speak a word or make eye contact with others they don’t know there. But girls who’ve never even met will, by the time they’re finished, leave laughing out loud together like old friends.

5. When the restaurant check comes, each of the guys will throw big bills out on the table to supposedly pay for the tab. When the check comes for the girls, each will get out her calculator to verify the total and figure her down-to-the-penny part.

6. All week, a girl will thoughtfully make an extensive list of things to purchase at the store and when she arrives, she walks directly from item to item, comparing prices and coupons. When the frig is empty and starting to grow things, a guy will just show up at the closest store and start cruising up and down every aisle, throwing in his basket anything that looks appealing. Even though his cart is jam-packed, he will try to butt in the 10 items-or-less checkout line.

7. A guy has five items in his bathroom — a razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, a toothbrush, and towel from Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical girl’s bathroom is reported to be as high as 437, the majority of which a guy couldn’t even tell what they are or used for.

8. When a girl says she will be ready in five minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a guy says the football game has just five minutes left to play. Neither the guy nor the girl is counting time-outs, commercials, or replays!

9. A girl believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A guy believes the visitors will be impressed by his large stereo.

10. Guys don’t decorate their handwriting, they just chicken-scratch. Girls will pull out their scented, color coordinated stationary and use ridiculously large circles, hearts, and loops to finish off their “i’s”, “p’s”, and “g’s.” It is a real hassle to read a letter from a girl. Even when she is dumping a guy, she’ll finish it off with a smiley face at the end!

11. If a girl is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Guys, of course, consider this to be a sign of weakness. A guy will never stop and ask for directions. They will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there," and, "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that Ace hardware store."

12. With the exception of female bodybuilders who call each other names like "Ultimate Pecs" and "Big Turk," women disdain the use of nicknames. If Amber, Suzanne, Katherine, and Natalie get together for lunch, they will call each other Amber, Suzanne, Katherine, and Natalie. But if Mike, Dave, Rob, and Aron go out on the town, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain, and Yard-Dart. Sargwa, Ligwa and Korgwa, not to mention Korgonia, K Rabbit and Sargonia. Ligonia fits in there too, though less common...

13. A girl worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a guy never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

14. A girl marries a guy expecting him to change, but he usually doesn’t. A guy marries a girl thinking she will always be the same — and, of course, she isn’t.

15 Girls love cats. Guys say they love cats, but when girls aren’t looking, they kick cats.

You are my sunshine...
I'm listening to the first Bond CD, born. It's very good -- except that right now the song that's playing is the one from Looney Tunes where all the anvils fall on Daffy...and I find it difficult to take that piece of music seriously. Especially when it evokes memories of flattened ducks to me. Cartoon ducks.
So I spent this weekend pleasantly lazy and drugged up, trying not to cough my lungs up onto the dinner table. Friday I was feeling so unwell that i went to bed at eight-thirty. It was so incredible -- and what was even more incredible was that I didn't wake up until nine AM on Saturday. I can't remember much of what i did on saturday except that I went to the Woza-Durbs thingy (which was a Franklin Graham crusade. It was....different.). I must say that i have never seen a place where people get more excited about the gospel-y music than the hip hop. All the people in the stands were up and dancing (myself included)...many of them smelled bad, though. But oh well. I've never danced like that before (there was this neat thing that was like the Zulu macarena.), or had so much fun since the days of the 'crazy dance'.

I got told yesterday that i should start running again or i would get fat. ....I just laughed and said 'yeah, no kidding'. It was "granny" who said it. I don't know why (some) old people can get away with stuff like that. but she...she was rather annoying. >_< She just... is convinced that SA is the BEST place to live and that every place everywhere else is (obviously) of a lower standard. I must get so depressed in Canada because (obviously) thereis no warmth. And naturally SA is the *leader* in the world stage when it comes to Education (you know she tried to convince AMy that they were going to get rid of the Matriculation exams?? And that Francine Rivers is the best author in the world and that EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL on the SATTELITE TV had something about animals on it.)

I'm really tired of Charlize Theron, too. She is freaking everywhere. And (though she is a good actress) I just don't care. Normally I wouldn't mind. But because she's a 'native' SA is going crazy for her. I'm glad Canada doesn't do that. I don't think i want to SEE Mike Meyers or Celine Dion everywhere i look. Jim Carey (with that hair...) is another story, though. HIM i wouldn't mind seeing....

I've been feeling really impatient with everything here. (woah. Deja-vu. I am so sure i wrote this before...) It's jsut so...yeah, i dunno.
Seven weeks!