It's Valentines Day and a good tip is worth its weight in chocolate
And does anybody else remember that episode of pepper-ann where she gets all anti Valentines day, and starts biting those little heart candies oh-so-ferociously? And now, thinking about it it seems more than a little odd that a girl who was twelve years old would be so obsessed with a day devoted to, well, romance.
I mean, what was I doing on the Valentines day that I was twelve? Probably eating the candies that people gave me and fantasizing about Darroll, who I had a crush on....okay, bad example. But the point remains that there is no twelve year old alive who should be that jaded in the romance department.
On another note, I got my teeth drilled today. My mouth is swollen and I am fantastically hungry. I am avoiding general conversation because when I talk, I look just a little like Jean Chretien. Or maybe Liza Minelli? Either way.
Does anybody actually understand how Judy Garland spawned Liza Minelli?
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I have a new favourite customer. This guy - kinda greasy, kinda funny (nerdy, if you will) and one of our regulars (I define regulars as someone who comes in and I can pretty much guess what they will order, and get their drinks before they even have to ask.). I like him, he's nice. Well, one night the tall busboy stopped me and told me that the regular drove the Much Music videodance truck,and that he was REALLY COOL. I figured neat, but seeing as I only watch Much for Newlyweds it wasn't appropriate to bring up. Anyhow. Weeks pass and eventually he comes in. In passing i mentioned a story that told of my love for chocolate - more specifically of the bar variety. He said "Do you like chocolate bars?" I answered something along the lines of "well, duh". He promptly told me to wait while he bounded outside.
He came back with chocolate bars. Six of them. Yes, a chocolate bar company sponsors him. And So i was tipped with SIX FULL-SIZED Oh Henry bars. I promptly told him he was my new favourite customer.
the moral? You want to be my favourite customer? Tip in excessive amounts of chocolate.
And does anybody else remember that episode of pepper-ann where she gets all anti Valentines day, and starts biting those little heart candies oh-so-ferociously? And now, thinking about it it seems more than a little odd that a girl who was twelve years old would be so obsessed with a day devoted to, well, romance.
I mean, what was I doing on the Valentines day that I was twelve? Probably eating the candies that people gave me and fantasizing about Darroll, who I had a crush on....okay, bad example. But the point remains that there is no twelve year old alive who should be that jaded in the romance department.
On another note, I got my teeth drilled today. My mouth is swollen and I am fantastically hungry. I am avoiding general conversation because when I talk, I look just a little like Jean Chretien. Or maybe Liza Minelli? Either way.
Does anybody actually understand how Judy Garland spawned Liza Minelli?
--
I have a new favourite customer. This guy - kinda greasy, kinda funny (nerdy, if you will) and one of our regulars (I define regulars as someone who comes in and I can pretty much guess what they will order, and get their drinks before they even have to ask.). I like him, he's nice. Well, one night the tall busboy stopped me and told me that the regular drove the Much Music videodance truck,and that he was REALLY COOL. I figured neat, but seeing as I only watch Much for Newlyweds it wasn't appropriate to bring up. Anyhow. Weeks pass and eventually he comes in. In passing i mentioned a story that told of my love for chocolate - more specifically of the bar variety. He said "Do you like chocolate bars?" I answered something along the lines of "well, duh". He promptly told me to wait while he bounded outside.
He came back with chocolate bars. Six of them. Yes, a chocolate bar company sponsors him. And So i was tipped with SIX FULL-SIZED Oh Henry bars. I promptly told him he was my new favourite customer.
the moral? You want to be my favourite customer? Tip in excessive amounts of chocolate.
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netscape likes eating this layout. i like eating chocolate. the moral of this story? my feet are cold, and yet overheated at the same time.
mmm... chocolate...
-- vanessa
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