I suppose it's time for an update. a REAL update.

I'm doing this when I SHOULD be writing a paper on democracy and religion, and how the two are completely incompatible, but that's okay.
And well, maybe not completely, but you don't get marks for wishy-washy opinions. THEN you get called ignorant. Or dumb. Ah yes, the stigma of dumb.

School
Let me whisk you away to a new place -- a place where pristine, green grass is always carefully manicured trimly. There is no stray garbage,as any piece of litter bursts spontaneously into flames, as does the litterer. The sunshine is benign, like someone smiling down, and in the fall the trees all burst gloriously into bright, vivid reds, oranges, and yellows, until they fade into a dull brown and fall off the tree. A man then comes by on a motorised leaf-picker-upper and drives in circles around the tree until they are all gone.
This beautiful campus is never sullied.
On sunny days, the good-looking students converge on the grass to tan and play frisbee and listen to wholesome, folksy music. The campus abounds with happy shouts and blissful, innocent camraderie.

more to come..