Moments of randomosity
So, Barbie has the pink corvette that assumedly Ken bought for her (Ken didn't really: I mean, what has he done other than be a big brother and shave? Barbie having by far the more lucrative career), and one of her friends got knocked up by one of Ken's friends (who, despite many promises still hasn't produced a ring) but nobody talks about those sort of things. Her friends all want to rally together, but Barbie can't spearhead a campaign to fix this disaster, as she's too busy balancing work and raising all the young siblings her absentee parents have dumped on her. Despite being given all the best things that our world has to offer, Barbie is finding that contemporary reality is a little more difficult than the plastic world she was created in. All this and more is to be aired on Fox's controversial new reality show: Life Outside the Box, premiering this fall.
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Due to lower back pain that Barbie was having she regretfully informed her adoring public (mostly the creepy old man sector) that her boobs were going to have to go; a descision that is rumoured to have caused a lot of tension between her and live-in boyfriend, Ken. "I just don't think that it's a legitimate reason" he is quoted as saying "I mean, she never complained about back pains before -- she always was a little rigid, but I figured that was, you know, natural. It was only once people started commenting on how she should be conscious of the fact that she was a 'role model' for young children that she thought about her figure." Ken went on to say that replacing all of Barbie's clothes would be an expensive undertaking, but one that would be worth it, if it would make just one child feel better about his or herself. When questioned as to whether or not there would be wedding bells for the fairy tale couple any time in the future, Ken refused comment, saying only that he "liked his options open." The couple has been dating for over ten years now, and despite many 'fake-out' weddings, we have yet to see a ring appear on either of their fingers.
So, Barbie has the pink corvette that assumedly Ken bought for her (Ken didn't really: I mean, what has he done other than be a big brother and shave? Barbie having by far the more lucrative career), and one of her friends got knocked up by one of Ken's friends (who, despite many promises still hasn't produced a ring) but nobody talks about those sort of things. Her friends all want to rally together, but Barbie can't spearhead a campaign to fix this disaster, as she's too busy balancing work and raising all the young siblings her absentee parents have dumped on her. Despite being given all the best things that our world has to offer, Barbie is finding that contemporary reality is a little more difficult than the plastic world she was created in. All this and more is to be aired on Fox's controversial new reality show: Life Outside the Box, premiering this fall.
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Due to lower back pain that Barbie was having she regretfully informed her adoring public (mostly the creepy old man sector) that her boobs were going to have to go; a descision that is rumoured to have caused a lot of tension between her and live-in boyfriend, Ken. "I just don't think that it's a legitimate reason" he is quoted as saying "I mean, she never complained about back pains before -- she always was a little rigid, but I figured that was, you know, natural. It was only once people started commenting on how she should be conscious of the fact that she was a 'role model' for young children that she thought about her figure." Ken went on to say that replacing all of Barbie's clothes would be an expensive undertaking, but one that would be worth it, if it would make just one child feel better about his or herself. When questioned as to whether or not there would be wedding bells for the fairy tale couple any time in the future, Ken refused comment, saying only that he "liked his options open." The couple has been dating for over ten years now, and despite many 'fake-out' weddings, we have yet to see a ring appear on either of their fingers.
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