DAMMIT!
Why?! Why must he be beautiful, smart and funny?! WHY! *sighs* He has a degree in Economics and Foreign Relations (or something along that line) and he's really clever. WHY are there no men like this for the lonely young-adults of the world?! *weeps* ohhh my dear ryan....Benjamin....whomever....how you fill these dull hours with amused laughs and false patheticness (ok, so I may be stretching the truth....) meh. I was lost when i read an article in which he referred to russel Crowe and James Dean as "Mr. Crowe" and "Mr. Dean". Either he's Mr. sweet from down south or he's very good at manipulating the public. Either way it's cute, though I prefer the latter. Don't ask me why, I just do. I'm hungry. I think i have cookies left from lunch. I've already polished off most of the jalepenio chips from friday (blast it! Why do i eat so much?! *shakes head* oh you pig you.) not to mention some greek salad and a sandwhich.