All that worry for nothing...
*sighs*
Sometimes i look at myself and i say: "Self - why are you such a loser?" and to that i always reply "Why, thank you for asking. You see, whenever there is a chance that i myself may become even less "cool" than i already am i always seize the opportunity (carpe diem!) for whatever i lose in status i gain in individuality. And that, my love, is where it counts the most."